Rap Translated

Verse 1:

Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen and I come from a
low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things, and been involved in many altercations; most of which ended in gunfire. In addition to this Ive had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you too have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down
Upon. I am so much stronger then you. and my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours
that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would
of course prevail because I am stronger then you. Im sure I neednt remind you of my place of birth
Where, and as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your fore motion
city of residence. I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am, in fact. orating
with little, or no, prior preparation. An act commonly referred to as freestyling. Once again, and I
think this bares repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am, in fact, much stronger and,
have endured a larger number of hardships then you. Hardships which have left me with an aggressive
behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a women with whom you have
had sexual intercourse. I too have had sexual intercourse with said women and she complained to me
of your less then exemplarily performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic details
the dimensions and particulars of your genitals; and I tell you what she said was not very generous, Sir.
In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument: you sir are a weak,
timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live
In, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am superior monologist in this debate,
and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence, and perhaps even death.


Verse 2:

And a good day to you too, Sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in a improvisational and rhythmic manor. I was given the name Boost by my peers. The alleged facts you have uncovered in regards to me are unfounded and without merit. My birthplaces is not only vastly inferior to yours, but my neighbors are also much more resilient. In terms to your claim of my sexuality: Sigmon Froid theorized that in some cases the Semi-conscious mind manifested repressed desires. Therefore leading me to believe that you, Sir, are the indeed homosexual. In fact I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother; in which fallacious was performed forthwith, and without explanation. The encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, neither
verbal or physically, has been made. I brandish a 9 millimeter pistol in, which I stole from a man
involved in a gang related turf war. I fired the pistol several times. In several cases critically
wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I would like to inform the audience that I engage in
the sale and consumption of illegal narcotics on a regular bases. Speaking candidly; I am in no form
Intimidated, or fearful, of your actions as I have been involved in countless altercations that have ended
less than favorably. In summation, your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honestly on your part. It
is my contention that this manor would best be solved with fisty cuffs. I believe I will be victorious
in this regard.