She asked for 3 stars and this is what she got

Lost in translation: Scarred for life: The teenager who asked tattooist for THREE stars on her face and ended up with a constellation:
She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work... and awoke to 'this nightmare'.

She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.

'I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French. But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.'

Rouslan Toumaniantz (doesn't sound very Romanian), who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim.

He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'.

He added: 'She was awake and looked into the mirror several times as the procedure was taking place.

'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

Don't fall sleep

M U T O

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Red Bull Cola se deja de vender en Alemania por contener cocaína

Los escándalos a causa de las bebidas energéticas se producen y reproducen como los conejos. En este caso las autoridades sanitarias alemanas han retirado Red Bull Cola del mercado de bebidas energéticas por contener cocaína entre sus ingredientes.

Según la cadena ser, que es quien proporciona la información. La hoja de coca es utilizada por muchas de estas bebidas, incluso “la Coca Cola”, para mejorar el sabor de las bebidas. Y de momento son los estados de Westfalia y Hesse los que han retirado la bebida un año después de ser lanzada en Alemania.

El caso es que una lata de Red Bull contiene uno 0,4 microgramos de cocaína por lo que habría que consumir unos 100.000 litros de Red Bull para que llegase a ser nociva por el hecho de contener esencia de la hoja de la coca.

Q' cuanto dura........

Alcohol - 3-5 days in urine (eTg), up to 90 in hair and around 10 – 12 hours in blood.
Amphetamines - 1 to 3 days in urine, up to 90 in hair and around 12 hours in blood.
MDMA (Ecstasy) 3-4 days in urine, up to 90 in hair and 1 – 2 days in blood.
Barbiturates - 2 to 4 days in urine, up to 90 in hair and 1 to 2 days in blood.
Phenobarbital - 2 to 3 weeks in urine, up to 90 in hair and up to a week in blood.
Benzodiazapines – 3 to 6 weeks in urine, up to 90 in hair and 2 – 3 days in blood.
Marijuana - 7 to 30 days in urine, up to 90 days in hair, two weeks in blood.
Methamphetamine (crystal) – 3 to 6 days in urine, up 90 in hair, 24 – 72 hours in blood.
Cocaine – 3 to 4 days in urine, up to 90 days in hair, 1 – 2 days in blood.
Codeine – 1 day in urine, up to 90 days in hair, 12 hours in blood.
Fentanyl - 1 day in urine, up to 90 days in hair, 4 hours in blood.
Morphine - 2 -3 days in urine, up to 90 in hair, 6 – 8 hours in blood.
Heroin - 3 to 4 days in urine, up to 90 in hair, up to 12 hours in blood.
LSD - 1 to 3 days in urine, up to 3 days in hair, 2 – 3 hours in blood.
Methadone - 3 – 4 days in urine, up to 90 in hair, 24 – 36 hours in blood.
PCP - up to 30 days in urine, up to 90 days in hair, 2 – 4 days in blood.
Dilaudid – 2 to 3 days in urine, up to 90 days in hair, up to 22 hours in blood.
Suboxone - 2 – 5 days in urine, up to 90 days in hair, up to 3 days in blood.

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Jesus saves...

DERECHO A MORIR DIGNAMENTE

Anoche mi mamá y yo
estábamos sentados en la sala hablando de las muchas cosas de la vida...
Entre otras... estábamos hablando de la vida y de la muerte...


Le dije:


'Mamá, nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos de una botella,
si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo y bota los líquidos de los cuales dependa , prefiero morir'.


Entonces, mi mamá se levantó y me miró con una cara de admiración que yo nunca le había visto ...

y me desenchufó :
el televisor,
el DVD,
el computador,
el Ipod ,
la XBOX
y me botó el aguardiente , el ron y todas las cervezas ....


!!!HIJUEPUTA, ... CASI ME MUERO!!!--

Night out application MEN VS WOMEN

Eres lo que mas quiero

Honguita

Guy skates only with his hands

Este man empezo la fiesta solo pero.....

Baila como el caleño jajajaja

Que hijueputa mas bobo